they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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