it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I need moral support for this bender
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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