WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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