Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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