I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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