i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
