I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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