Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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