worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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