HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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