What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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