i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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