Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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