So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
