did you get engaged???
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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