best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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