Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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