another moral hangover. fuck.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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