i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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