The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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