i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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