We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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