Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So apparently I’m into choking now
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