new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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