I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I have demons in me.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Shame - the story of my life.
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