Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
