This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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