when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
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you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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