Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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