U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
