adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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