Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I have aggressive nipples.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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