A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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