okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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