I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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