you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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