Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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