Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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