I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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