in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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