It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You smell like a Billy Joel song
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize