It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Can I color on your dick again?
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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