Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
one two three fourrrrnication!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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