member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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