But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He has the fingertips of a God
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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