he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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