so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dear god my vagina.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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