and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She's JV to your varsity
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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