so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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