I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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