i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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