im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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