I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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