Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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